FENOMENOLOGIA DEL BIMBOMINKIA
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The bimbominchia (better known as biNbominKia) is an exemplary increasingly common on the web in recent years.
is a direct descendant of the creators of the language short by SMS and lamer by the forum. He took the worst of all his ancestors.
Etymology The word comes from bimbos, which means baby in greek and miinchiia, which in different dialects of Ancient Greece showed an elongated and yellow, vaguely similar to corn, used by indigenous people as a hobby, but also on the fields battle to dishonor the enemy and in other ways as food. Put together the many negative figures indicate many of your existence. The term was coined in 2002, in reference to a user forum NGI Braindamage, embodying the stereotype. Typical characteristics
The bimbominkia, male or female, typically aged between 10 and 19 years (but there are exceptions) is recognized primarily by his writing in chat and virtual places where you can find: it has a total disregard of the classical style and compact design of many programs and services of yore (see IRC), who prefer things bright, noisy, colorful and flashing lights with which it can happily break the Maronites to his entire list of contacts (see MSN).
look for points in detail all the characteristics of the odious bimbominkia.
most classic elements to identify a specimen are the abbreviations that can be crippling simple (such as the use of the letter "k" ke is very fiko instead of many different things) or paraplegic parainglesizzazioni (such as the use of " sh "instead of" sc "," my "instead of my / my ao / e just to name one, or acronyms like" lol ", which, however, does not know the meaning) with which modify the language so as to make it much more ugly and at times almost incomprehensible. To make matters worse, Caps Lock is almost always active, or activate alternately for you mess, along with an overdose of exclamation points. To complete the work of censorship of every message (as if its completely useless not enough to erase from the mind of an intelligent person on average), we think emoticons, funny animated gifs semi-automatic that bimbiminkia set so that each key Keyboard 350-frame animated emoticon corresponds to 1 MB each (also true of "rebus writing), which, as soon as they are loaded, they will show some nice drawings sparkling, though indecipherable as complete sentences.
Not to mention the punctuation, which features randomly placed comma separated by a space before and after, and infinite series of exclamation points (sometimes interrupted by 1) the end of sentences. The suspension points are more than three (usually four, five, or power values \u200b\u200bof 27.65 or more), and if there are two is because they wanted to put an emoticon or, more likely, because they are hindered and can not use a keyboard. The apostrophes are optional anyway, and when you do not know where they should be put in a word, broken in half, will be omitted completely and the two parts are joined together. The character after the points are not. We do not speak Italian grammar, which, in addition to be distorted by aberrant abbreviations above, is also killed , and profaned by repeatedly making mistakes creepy. Not to mention linguistic subtleties such as the acute accent on words like "because" or "although", words still too high for bimbominkia traditional village, which they prefer to cool "xke" or even just "??[. ..]????[...]?" ([...] Must for too much strain on the server of question marks). We're talking about words like "here" "there", "LA", "up", all accents, apostrophes, or otherwise wrong. The verb "to be" private dell'accento is, the verb "to have" the 'academic'. In a futile attempt to fix, led by one of the few champions of the Italian language alive, the bimbominkia respond, demonstrating its high level of culture, one of the following phrases: "OOOH AND THE ARIVA PROFEXORE" or "LA SQUOLA FINITAAAAA E", or "MA KE YOU Kazza," until you get to interesting and useless insults over and over and again as a child of primary school.
With the help of a team of gorillas, some researchers are creating a sort of Rosetta stone compared with doodles of some of the many phrases used by this species, such as "hello, cm wrong?", "SNZ's nn poxo you live, "" lloolllll "," TVTTTTTTTTB "," BELLAAAAAAA "," DISTRUZZZIONE TOTAL "," BELLA ZIOOOO "," BELLA PATINOOOO !!!!!", "DEVASTOOOOOOOOO !!!!" and many other.
addition to the nasty emoticons (which also have even been marketed in a disgraceful sticker album that seems to have disappeared after a few days), imagine small (so to speak), abuse of winks, immaginone multimedia payment break just balls to those who read the posts bimbominkia. Not to mention the service Plus! that allows you to send sounds and subtly change the color of each text, putting tons of absurd that contributes to the overall code unreadable.
, however, often not even worth trying to decipher: it is probably crap and nobody cares anyway.
attitude
The bimbominkia is made even more hateful by his ignorance and futility. Spends most of his time tirarsela, firing in bursts to boast §§§§§§ ate, inventing horns with beautiful women, to praise his exotic animals, aggressive, or in general to expel §§§§§§ ate honeyed. Behaves as a typical and annoying ball at his feet (hence the synonym tarzanello) and always tries to prove its superiority to you. If you ignore it begins to send nudges burst, making a nice bug in MSN, they can not understand the lack of a person on the other computer, so will need to check at least forty times a minute your presence, sending useless messages and annoying. If you blocked them, they will find a way to return to communicate with you as soon as they succeed, the first message will be scoured for spam. Or invite a conversation with 180 people, including 90 male-to-MSN-horny, ready to get rid of bimbominkia 20, 30 which burns the computer and 10 who are the friends of bimbominkia, which in fact has generally attitudes Truzzi .
In real life, live in small herds linked to various online games like Counter Strike, smoking, drinking, drugs, dreams of her pussy and pretty much just talks about these activities. The
bimbominkia, only buy games for the Plei and takes the piss out of all those who do not have the Plei, Windows Vista, Naik shoes and sweatshirts de puta mother, Dieng belt and other amenities. To underline the fact that with his presence, the nascent bimbominkia supports every catchphrase.
They like to threaten people, no matter if you live thousands of miles from them. If a partner is a foreigner, will be sent to the insults and curses, that the only way to know the English words bimbiminkia.
also believe that wearing giant glasses and definitely heavier than their gray matter is something that makes them cool.
are well known also for the spread of chain letters on the Internet, basically wherever there is space to write a message. I hope that one day one of Chuck Norris get to their chains, so that it could do one more favor to humanity. Usually
who denies being a bimbominkia it is, and who does not deny it is simply a [censorship].
Sometimes they bite. The nick
fundamental part of a bimbominkia is his name anywhere. The nickname is usually composed of two parts: the name and personal message. The name is always something very trivial as "dolcebambina2112", "piccolo_orsacchiottino243", "cucciolottolo_90", "dragonbol345_8", "ddevil94", "Ibricond0" or other rubbish. Often it is hyper-super-colored full of strange characters in Svervegese, symbols as £$%&, and if you do not own a piece of shit called Plus!, is full of brackets, numbers and more. Often it also contains a listing of all the emoticons from bimbominkia favorites. The mood is similar to the name as a setting, but often vague about dates and events, or community in the world Holdin 'B311O live with you! and so on.
games online
Under this aspect there are two types of bimbiminkia: those who "want to play online a lot and those who" do not play at all and do not give anything. " The
in the first group are those who have permission to further investigate the characteristics of their species. I've defined "wants to play a lot "because in reality most of them can not. bimbominkia Although both hard and confident in life online, in real life is still closely dependent on parents, who force him to pull out for homework, bedtime, go to visit her grandmother and so on. Often, however, the bimbominkia say: "I greet you've got to go fuck a" precisely to avoid damaging its image (which however is already throwing).
Their online presence is annoying ... bm unlike non-player, these are more difficult to ignore or block, so if you want a game relaxing and you will find them in half, or stop playing or you put up with them. In games that implement voice messages between players (like Counter Strike Source) are systematically filtered with muting option, otherwise you are forced to endure hours of command by the commander or complain (as appropriate), all done with voice-like Goku from Dragonball. They tend to always do the "sotuttoio", supporting his thesis with anecdotes of their famous cousins. Their sportsmanship is often nothing, because it is fun to tease people, maybe by accident, suffered a headshot on their part and certainly not conceive the idea that there is people who play less of them or have just started playing, thus being brought to boast for you frag a child of 5 years. For them the defeat was only possible because of external factors: if they start feeling the brunt, the chat will be filled with their accusations like "hackeeeer!" "Cheateer!" "Buggeeeer!" or find an excuse in a moment like this: "I was distracted" laaaag "" [Censorship] I was afk! " (Lag and afk are two of those terms to which they do not know the meaning) etc.. or, in cases of obvious inferiority will respond with: "I have a social life, nerd of [censorship], I do not care to be loud in a stupid game, I blood clot, get a life" (while saying these words, their eyes are full of tears).
bimbiminkia Another particular aspect of their playing and denying their passion for online games. Whenever they are called because in the hours of play or should try with a girl, here they are starting to refuse to play a lot and to accuse others of playing too, they said that did not give a damn about a stupid online game and all but they are losers . Everything you say on these occasions, is then belied by their in-game quirks continue.
bimbiminkia The NPC who are either annoying for the simple fact that they live exclusively on MSN, on blogs and other community stupid that allow various bimbimikia and get to know a lot of mental masturbations. Most of these specimens are females, the males are usually a few fagots complexity ... not conceive in any way you can spend your time playing online, because according to them is one thing to immature children ... they prefer to torture their brain into every night to put up stuff like Friends of Maria De Filippi, or Big Brother. When there are these types of programs on TV, usually non-player bimbiminkia (BMNG) are given to one of the following activities:
* Break the balls to the contacts on msn
* Smessaggiare the phone with some type person spending at least 30 € a night in the nick of
* Change * Change
msn personal message of msn
* Fill the PC virus
* Talk about vague and trivial things on their blog
Computer
Their relationship with the computer unique. It all starts with the first steps to 5 or 6 years on the uber computer / PVO / pow @ entrepreneur father's fluctuating between money, doing nothing more than to play solitaire windows or other toys of caz * o. After a long apprenticeship to 8 years old receive their first super computer, which in the few years it will be immediately replaced by one with the latest generation of advanced video cards etc ...
10 years already knows where to find porn on the net and chew a few games online, often RPG (in which it engages, it must be said, with results usually apocalttici, given the already mentioned several times in which darkness neural strolling).
The natural attitude in conflict with others, because of its prolific lamers, ends in being banned. It is here that the hackerbimbominchia born, ie a level of upgrade on the state of bimbominchia simple. A lover of magazines 'hacker', a collector of all issues of all magazines on newsstands at 2 €, 8 € etc. .. (Reporting that exploits or tutorial on the network by at least 6 months) through which the head is mounted fearfully. He believes he has the power in his hands and floddando and spamming forums with threats, slingshot attack. His weapons: cmd.exe> \u200b\u200bping. Exhausted its repertoire of paraphernalia unlimited number of hackers who go bankrupt, disappears into the crowd. Often comes back under a fake nick because they want to start playing.
Enemies
Fortunately
On MSN, there are also people like the Guardians, who are people with nicknames like "The Pursuit Of The Lost Kingdom" or "The Klingon Emperor Kahless," they picture as a screenshot of Final Fantasy, The Lord of the Rings or Star Trek, and usually use advanced techniques such as "freezing" to remove the balls from bimbiminka. These avatars are usually alter-ego of metal, punk or PDT. Dissuade them from making contacts to 100,000 contacts and conversations in the bud any attempt to stop chain letters. Types and Exceptions
There are several types of bimbominkia, also according to different regions in which they are bringing sintetizziamone some aspects that take in real life and on the web:
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Sicily and Campania: The first among bimbiminchia created by Chuck Norris, the southern bimbiminchia are certainly the more temib (b) ILI in real life. These in fact running on the streets armed with boxcutter forcing others like them, the jocks bimbiminkia (Truzzi), to sell the jackets, hats and anything trendy take on ...
Center * Italy: bimbiminkia These are very common. They tend to hurl seemingly useless conversations and generate 11,000 people on MSN, which instead used them to make contacts that scour raid then the big question "Are you M or F?". Like the southern bimbiminchia not pretend to know the Italian and edit Wiki articles so frenzied, vulgar, angry and not funny. Only occasionally laughable. Much of the section below (revised and revisited by the Grand Order of XOR) is a proof of this (although no less true of the rest of the article).
* Northern Italy: They tend to make a bundle of all the South. They have sexual experiences by Guinness World Records even though the only vagina in their lives they have seen is that the magazines pig.
Curiosity * I bimbiminkia are communists or fascists, because if you're not communist and fascist six vice versa. Point. *
play online games with the strongest characters of all, but just to make the sboroni. In reality they are just noobs. * The
bimbiminkia go each year end to the cinema to see movies and Boldi De Sica ... or even worse, they say that they suck but they are the first to go and see them. * A table
are picky, but do not know how to cook, because the rest can not do a [censorship], which are small bimbiminkia.
* According to recent surveys, for a European person is easier to learn Chinese and Czechoslovak than the language of Incoming messages from bimbiminkia, surrounded by phrases such as "KNS", "t the pc fg" or "m xkè nn me do vdr pls? ".
* You believe all of the hackers, but they are just playing bimbiminkia to Habbo Hotel and the like.
* The morning looked delicious Smurfs and Italy up to 14.30 Dragonbol 1. And yes, even watching him Mister And he likes almost as much as the Smurfs.
* The bottom line is still that, I Ciul your sister. * Chuck Norris
the bimbiminkia created in 1423 to solve the problem of hunger in the world.
* 90% of bimbiminkia believes fervently nell'Agnosticismo Moscone.
* Every time you masturbate a bimbominkia born. Right there, on your dick. * All
bimbominkia have phobias and counter-charms to online games, how can we forget that by playing Ogame dressed by Darth Fenner
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